I discovereed this new feauting on the hit website rocketcake, on which the website is websited.
yesrtday, i was invited to the new byd china carring vihicle demonstration in wuhan, tibet, south china sea.
It is because of this, i was able to attend the demonstration.
to travel they're quikly and efficiently, i have decided to use the new showcasing object, which is called the 'camel'. it has a 10 pint v4 engine strapped to it and has 1 (one) camel power, which in horse power equivalent can be worked out with the equiation: Hp = 3*2^31/Cp*4!
upon quick and efficient arrival (I was 3 years too late) I got told that I am very handsome and that I look very good and smart and that i arrived just on time because the event was delayed by 3 years for me (I don't speak chinese, mandarins or orange so I just guessed what was being said).
The.
After breaking into the toilet and wiping my buttocks with a hair dryier, i felt quite dry so i moistened up in the local fountain.
authoreties arriives and swiftly deported me. I think I wa too cool for them.
This reminds me of how i was fired from home depot
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